We cut to Bailey parked in a warehouse, lighting a cigarette with a zippo (engraved “To Bailey”). Tiffany, the person he called, laughs at him and tells him curiosity killed the cat. He calls someone while driving and quickly demonstrates why this is illegal – he drifts into oncoming traffic – admittedly because he’s trying to look in the bag as well as drive and talk on the phone – and nearly dies as a bloody statistic on the road. And you know what camp I’m in.Ī young cop, Bailey, goes to locker 22408 and takes a black garbage bag from inside it, then drives into the rain. When you are 53 seconds in and you’ve already leant on the fourth wall hard enough to give the fans a cheery wave, you’re either doing something wrong or something very very right. We get quick flashes of evidence, including a chainsaw, a too-white-to-be-Jason’s hockey mask, a Michael Myers mask and Freddy’s glove.

We open on a dark and stormy night at the Lockport Police Department Evidence Repository. The only celeb I follow with any enthusiasm is Trey Parker.) (Please do if she’s done something so awful I need to reconsider my stance because I will miss stuff. Please don’t disabuse me of this notion if that’s not true. Like, if you bumped into her somewhere, she’d be nice to talk to. And, this has fuck all to do with the recap, I think she seems like a cool person. Īnd I’ve adored Jennifer Tilly since the first time I saw Bound. Of course, witty is subjective, and more often than not it ended up being a lot of irritating people saying a lot of dumb shit that the writers thought was funny, but for me Bride worked.

The Scream trend was something I appreciated. I jumped so hard on the bandwagon of horror movies being witty as well as creepy. Summary: Chucky hooks up with another murderous doll, the bridal gown-clad Tiffany, for a Route 66 murder spree with their unwitting hosts, two eloping high-school graduates.

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